The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

Armies are dependent on youthful male ignorance.

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

I believe in art that conceals art.