The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.

Mother believed in enjoying herself. Aunt Mimi believed in enjoying herself, then feeling guilty about it.

Class is much more than Marx's definition of relationship to the means of production. Class involved your behavior, your basic assumptions, how you are taught to behave, what you expect from yourself and from others, your concept of a future, how you understand problems and solve them, how you think, feel, act.

Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Do not judge. Never presume to judge another human being anyway. That's up to heaven.

Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.