The only people are those who don't love anybody.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.

I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.

About all you can do in life is be who you are.

There hasn't been a day in my life since I started Latin in ninth grade that I haven't benefited by the lives of the ancients.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

I have changed my definition of tragedy. I now think tragedy is not foul deeds done to a person (usually noble in some manner) but rather that tragedy is irresolvable conflict.