Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.

Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.

Guilt is a Jewish invention improved upon by Christians for the last two thousand years.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Why marry a woman if you're going to betray her, and if you're going to betray her, why beat her? The fault is not hers ... I sometimes think the worst we do, we do behind closed doors.

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.

When God made man she was practicing.