The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Never let anyone or any social attitude stand in the way of your productivity.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

I don't believe in straight or gay. I really don't. I think we're all degrees of bisexual.

For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.