Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.
Never hope for it more than you work for it.
Divorce: fission after fusion.
I have finally figured out that the purpose of life is to enjoy it.
I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.
I don't believe in straight or gay. I really don't. I think we're all degrees of bisexual.