People aren't grapes - you can't weigh them in a bunch, but I guess it's easier than dealing with people as individuals.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

...funny how people want a return to the good ole days. Of coarse the good ole days of being a rich white plantation owner. Everyone seems to forget the poor white farmer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.

There's a thin line between collectivity and chaos.

piety is like garlic: a little goes a long way.