To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.

Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.

We have the ability to be the Athens of modern times as opposed to the militaristic Sparta. I remind you that the Athenians wrote poetry. The Spartans did not.

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.

Some people live life and others talk about it.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.