Never measure literature by accounting statistics. A quarter of working authors earn less than $1,000.

I believe every change any word has undergone probably originated in ignorance.

It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off. Also, a comic vision is my natural world view, but I've grown up in spite of myself and I can pass the comic twist if it detracts from what the characters need. Yes, the life of a saint is hard.

Youth moves out, leaving no forwarding address. No matter how you try, you can't reach that person again or that place.

Love is the wild card of existence.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.