Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Why marry a woman if you're going to betray her, and if you're going to betray her, why beat her? The fault is not hers ... I sometimes think the worst we do, we do behind closed doors.

Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.

Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful.

The only merciful thing about drug abuse is the speed with which it devastates you. Alcoholics can take decades to destroy themselves and everyone they touch. The drug addict can accomplish this in a year or two. Of course, suicide is even more efficient.

England is an aquarium, not a nation.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.