Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?

Never hope for it more than you work for it.

Money and writing appear to be mutually exclusive.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

Never underestimate the power of self-absorption, including your parents' self-absorption.