Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Pain isn't always the enemy.

Normal is the average of deviance.

I'm beginning to feel that the real endangered species on planet earth are not the whales and the elephants but those of us who can laugh at the world and ourselves. ... I fear the dry turn of the American mind, this focus on the literal, as much as I fear our capacity for self-destruction. We've become hagridden by facts, obsessed with product instead of process. Where's the energetic wit, the looney outlook, the frivolity, the lightness of comforting laughter? It has become fashionable to know and unfashionable to feel, and you can't really laugh if you can't feel.

I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.

A narcissism shared by two.