If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.

No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.

There are very few people who are creative and imaginative. Therefore, fiction is difficult for people to embrace.

Life matters more than any painting, novel, film, or great big diamond.

Why can't peace be a single overriding common purpose: why do we wait for a crisis to pull us together? Let's pull together for peace.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.