Lesbianism, politically organized, is the greatest threat that exists to male supremacy.

The owner of Mojo's was a suicide blonde, dyed by her own hand.

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.

Nothing is unnatural - just untried.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.