Normal is the average of deviance.

Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash.

It really doesn't take brains to be a politician as much as it takes stomach. Both would be nice, but in America we have accepted diminishing returns in this arena.

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

We have the ability to be the Athens of modern times as opposed to the militaristic Sparta. I remind you that the Athenians wrote poetry. The Spartans did not.

[A pariah is] something like a martyr with more suffering and less class.

Monogamy is contrary to nature but necessary for the greater social good.