Creative people do not belong in the university because the process is antithetical to the analytical process so necessary for proper scholarship.

Death is a greatly overrated experience. I hated Mother's and I'm not looking forward to my own. Apart from the sorrow there are the bills to be paid. Nobody dies for free.

I think in the years to come what Reagan will be remembered for is that he had the chance to stop the plague and he chose not to because the 'right people' were dying.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

It's a big jump from smart to motherwit.