I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.
Writers will happen in the best of families.
People are like tea bags; you never know how strong they'll be until they're in hot water. In times of trouble, you not only discover what you truly believe but whether or not you can act on your beliefs.
American hunting is quite different from English hunting because we don't hunt to kill. Even if I wanted to kill a fox, I couldn't. They're too smart and they have too many ways to escape me, whereas they don't in England.