When Mother died I was both freed and abandoned, as are we all at this profound juncture in our lives.

The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.

If you like my novels, I commend your good taste.

Gossip is irresponsible communication.

Once you know what women are like, men get kind of boring. I'm not trying to put them down, I mean I like them sometimes as people, but sexually they're dull.

Book tours are like boot camp but with little sleep and less food.

all outcast peoples struggle to be recognized as individuals. The damage of oppression is that it robs you of your individuality. You're just a faggot. Or whatever - fill in the blank. Everything you do is seen through the prism of your gayness or your womanness or your blackness by some people.