The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.

My darling," she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?" "I don't mind at all" I said. It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like as long as somebody loves you.

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

We all have our moments of brilliance and glory, and this was mine.

If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.