The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
Life is more fun if you play games.
Don't gobblefunk around with words.
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