I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.

If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

Well, first of all," said the BFG, "human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist.

I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I?

The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

It was slowly beginning to dawn upon Henry that nothing is any fun if you can get as much of it as you want. Especially money.

Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense.