You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory, and this was mine.
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.