The snozberries taste like snozberries!

We all have our moments of brilliance and glory, and this was mine.

I doubt I would have written a line ... unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!