You is getting nosier than a parker.

I am the maker of music, the dreamer of dreams!

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

I shall never have a bath again," I said. "Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

When you're writing a book, it's rather like going on a very long walk, across valleys and mountains and things [...] The highest mountain on the walk is obviously the end of the book, because it's got to be the best view of all, when everything comes together and you can look back and see that everything you've done all ties up. But it's a very, very long, slow process.