Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.

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It was slowly beginning to dawn upon Henry that nothing is any fun if you can get as much of it as you want. Especially money.

Do you like vegetables?" Sophie asked, hoping to steer the conversation towards a slightly less dangerous kind of food. "You is trying to change the subject," the Giant said sternly. "We is having an interesting babblement about the taste of the human bean. The human bean is not a vegetable.