A Message to Children Who Have Read This Book - When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is SPARKY.
Roald DahlIf you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
Roald DahlThe secret of life', he said, 'is to become very very good at somethin' that's very very 'ard to do.
Roald Dahl