Proclaim the only truth you can be totally sure of: "I don't know."

If you bury your face in your tear-stained pillow and beg God to please send you your soul mate, may you not slur your words in such a way that they sound like "cell mate."

The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore God. The 12th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore Thyself.

What worn-out shticks are blinding you to the blessings that life is conspiring to give you?

You have to learn how to stay in a good mood as you overthrow the sour, puckered hallucination that is mistakenly referred to as reality.

Anthropologists say that in every culture in history, children have played the game hide and seek.

Life always delivers the creative energy you need to change into the new thing you must become.