The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express.