The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one.

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.