My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome."

I want to manufacture a feud.

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.