Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

Those Oriental people work like dogs. That’s why they’re successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That’s why these people are so hard workers. I’m telling you, the Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

I've never quit anything in my life.

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that?