Rob Ford Quotes

I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son how to ski, and my wife supports them and my wife has some issues. What, you just dismiss them? You just walk away? I don't walk away from anyone, Bill, in life! I'm sitting here and support people that are down and out! All these rich and elitist people, I'm sick of them! I'm sick of them! No, they're perfect. They don't do nothing! Get outta here! 'They don't do nothing!' They're the biggest crooks around!

My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it’s their own fault at the end of the day.

Stanley Cup winners don’t hand back the Stanley Cup.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

I'm as clean as the days are long.

What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes. My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it's their own fault at the end of the day.

I've never quit anything in my life.

I don’t look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person.

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that?

If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

Those Oriental people work like dogs. That’s why they’re successful in life. I went to Seoul, South Korea, I went to Taipei, Taiwan. I went to Tokyo, Japan. That’s why these people are so hard workers. I’m telling you, the Oriental people, they’re slowly taking over.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic.

I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons and a daughter.

Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California.

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

I'm not an addict and I do not do drugs. I made mistakes in the past and all I can do is apologize, but it is what it is and I can't change the past. And I can apologize to my family and my friends and my colleagues and the people.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...