Hold on ... Say your son or daughter has just gotten killed in a car accident and you're plastered out of your mind at 3 a.m. Are you going to be able to handle that?

I've never quit anything in my life.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

Cyclists are a pain in the ass.

I'm as clean as the days are long.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man.