Sampling, statisticians have told us, is a much more effective way of getting a good census.

Any time an opportunity scares you that much, you should seriously consider saying yes.

There's an argument that maybe [The Grinder] was better suited for streaming or cable. I don't know. I still like to think there's a place for smart, subversive, original comedies on networks.

If people are watching me 365 days a year, 360 days they might be bored to tears. And on the other five days, maybe I would qualify as Satan.

I remember Tucker Toomey was named so because "T's are funny!" And if Garry Marshall says it's funny, by god, it must be so.

I have a lot of great memories, but I can't imagine anything more exciting than the life I have now.

When people consent to do something, they should be able to do whatever they want.