Every relationship has its complications.

You can't believe everything you read. It's never been more true.

[On "John F. Kennedy" set] everybody was very interested in the accent. Even my collaborators were very curious to know if I was even going to do it. And I was, like, "You just can't not do it." I think everybody was worried that it was going to sound like the guy from... is it The Simpsons?

Fake confidence on the outside often trumps truthful turmoil on the inside.

It's part of your job as an actor to put your personal problems behind you and work. Good actors can do that.

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.

Everybody is God. Everybody is the devil. And if you don't realize you have both parts, that's what really causes problems.