You can meet people who are really beautiful. Then, when you see them angry for the first time, all of a sudden they're not beautiful anymore. They didn't just step into the other room and have plastic surgery; they're still the same physically. It's just that something inside of them has changed. They're no longer attractive.

I have had a lot of blessed, interesting things happen to me and have bumped up against some amazing people.

Everybody is naughty, everybody is good.

There's an argument that maybe [The Grinder] was better suited for streaming or cable. I don't know. I still like to think there's a place for smart, subversive, original comedies on networks.

Anything that is stifled will eventually ferment or explode.

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties.

We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little success.