Read between the lines, folks, 'cause I'm here to tell you you're not getting the straight story. Ever. You're getting variations of the truth, if you're lucky.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

In the business of acting, those are the actors that make the trains run on time, you know? There's nothing without them.

I love that movie [The Specials]. I love James Gunn. I always sort of suspected that he would do well for himself.

I've always found women more interesting than men.

Apparently Sodapop Curtis said "gnarly," and Chris Traeger said "literally." Every decade I have a favorite phrase I can't stop with.

It's the media that take an isolated incident and make it a deciding factor in a presidential campaign, as opposed to the real issues, like abortion, the homeless, the deficit. The same is true with actors and their lifestyles.