Object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing.

Using Unix is the computing equivalent of listening only to music by David Cassidy.

Why would you have a language that is not theoretically exciting? Because it's very useful.

There's no such thing as a simple cache bug.

Productivity is most important by engineering management rules, but enjoyment is most important for engineers. One stems from the other.

Procedure names should reflect what they do; function names should reflect what they return

A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate.