Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.

People don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.