A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
Rob SchneiderPeople don't ask Andre Agassi, 'You know you're the No. 1 tennis player in the world... have you thought about polo?'
Rob SchneiderStudio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.
Rob SchneiderI try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
Rob Schneider