Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.
Rob ThurmanWhen life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
Rob ThurmanWhat're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
Rob ThurmanNiko caught my hand and slapped it lightly down on the bar. โPistol whipping elderly women isnโt precisely our mission statement, Cal.โ I hadnโt been going to pistol-whip her. Yell at her a little more, then pick her up and toss her out into the street. Some risk of a broken hip there, but that wasnโt pistol-whippingโฆ unless she tried to come back in.
Rob Thurman