The command has been to "go," but we have stayed - in body, gifts, prayer and influence. He has asked us to be witnesses unto the uttermost parts of the earth... but 99% of Christians have kept puttering around in the homeland.

If they had been fit, Kieran Gibbs and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would also have made a difference down the left against United.

John Toshack hates me.

I look at myself and read what people say on the internet and some fans say the club should get rid of me - which shows how fickle some people can be.

There's more chance of me flying Concorde to the moon blindfolded than there is of you taking Wales to the World Cup.

I am not Pele or Maradona

He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.