There's more chance of me flying Concorde to the moon blindfolded than there is of you taking Wales to the World Cup.
I am not Pele or Maradona
There are kids out there who'd chop their legs off to play football for Brighton
He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.
Mark Hughes crossed every I and dotted every T.
John Toshack hates me.