Lord I'm Doing All I Can To Be A Better Man.

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

You can't argue with popularity. Well, you could, but you'd be wrong!

I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'.

I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well.