Robbie Williams Quotes

I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

I like listening to good music - and I can't stop playing my album.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I don't want to die but I ain't keen on living either

There is a lot of snobbery towards pop music, to me and pop in general - it's kind of a despised art form.

Look at Paul McCartney, look at Elton John. They're jealous of Justin Timberlake. I'm sure they were jealous of me when I was in my imperial phase.

I've never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.

An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I'm going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

When Daddy goes to work, there's a mouth to feed, a point to life and a reason to do things

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy.

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

I'm sure that when my daughter will bring home her first boyfriend I'll? be so intimidating that he'll run away, but embarrassing as well, just to have a bit of fun.

What was I like? I had a high-pitched voice. Sounded a bit like a girl. Spoke with a Stoke accent, tremendously naive. Overconfident. Tremendously overconfident. And underconfident at the same time - really, really bad combination! Gets you places, though.

Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs... I'd still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I'd still be doing it if I didn't blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.

Everyone likes at least one Elvis song....Me, I love them all. He was, is and will remain the ultimate rock star.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

With the war and everything that's going on, unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!

The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I've had sex in trains, planes, wine bars... and quite a few car parks!

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

I feel like I'm always having to justify why I haven't kept in touch with anyone from the old days in Stoke-on-Trent, but I'm like that with anybody. I don't let anybody in. I just rely on myself.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

Madonna looked amazing. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that.

As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly think is that if I'm still performing at 50, it's because I'll have had disastrous marriages and I have to pay for them.

People change. I wouldn't like to be accountable for the interviews I've done, or the person I was when I was 20, 21.

To be honest, I don't want No. 1's anymore. Now, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind the odd few, but I'd also like a record going in at eight and staying around.

I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

There used to be a huge hole in my life that I wrote many albums about. I didn't realise it was a wife-and-daughter-shaped hole. They've plugged that gap. Everything I do, I do for them now. When daddy goes to work, it's daddy going to work, not Rob going to work. I feel like there's a purpose to everything.

I think you're very lucky to find somebody you can coexist with without straying or going mad or being angry. That's whether you're Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, Robbie Williams and Ayda Field, or Tim and June from down the road.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

I am the first to admit I have made a couple of mistakes: two trips to rehab, Rudebox, the album, Geri Halliwell. I should have gone for Victoria, really, shouldn't I? I'd have been really famous.

I'm on good form. I'm an older guy. I feel healthy, I've been training, I'm looking after myself, I get up early. I look after the dogs. I'm happy.

Lord I'm Doing All I Can To Be A Better Man.

I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long way baby.

I've got this brilliant thing where I go, 'I'm Robbie Williams', and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

I have only one ambition, which is to be famous.

It's success, not fame, that is quite addictive. I'm addicted to a lot of things and, as it happens, success is one of them.

When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!

Do I think I'm a national treasure? I don't see why not? I don't see why I shouldn't be. I'm a good lad, really.

You don't want the truth. Truth is boring.

My friends are so cynical, they refuse to keep the faith.

It's a huge responsibility being a solo act.

All your friends think you're satisfied, but they can't see your soul, no, no, no.

I'm a born entertainer. When I open the fridge door and the light goes on, I burst into song.