Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.

I did the rock 'n roll-pop cliche of getting burnt out. I'm not the first person that happened to, and I'm sure I won't be the last.

The problem is, I don't think I've got too much to offer at the minute. I'm busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it's like, you've got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.

Love is getting to be cynical, passion's just physical.

I like me food. I also don't like me exercising. It's something me don't do very well. But it's something I've got to get into.

Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!