Selfishness is the bedrock on which all moral behavior starts and it can be immoral only when it conflicts with a higher moral imperative.

I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.

In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.

Who is more real? Homer or Ulysses? Shakespeare or Hamlet? Burroughs or Tarzan?

A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad.