I wanted the feeling of romance and the sense of wonder I had known as a kid. I wanted the world to be what they had promised me it was going to be - instead of the tawdry, lousy fouled-up mess it is.

It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.

Certain types of loudmouthism should be a capital offense among decent people.

Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.

Correct morality can only be derived from what man is — not from what do-gooders and well-meaning aunt Nellies would like him to be.

The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not