The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

I don't trust a man who talks about ethics when he is picking my pocket. But if he is acting in his own self-interest and says so, I have usually been able to work out some way to do business with him.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Every Congressman, every Senator knows precisely what causes inflation... but can't, [won't] support the drastic reforms to stop it [repeal of the Federal Reserve Act] because it could cost him his job.

There will always be survivors.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.