The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

Life is short, but the years are long.

Then I glanced at the ring on my finger. The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once—and you all went away. So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light. You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me—Jane—here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

Never force an idea; you'll abort it if you do.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - Second Amendment to the Constitution An armed society is a polite society.

A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark.