Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.

I don't trust a man who talks about ethics when he is picking my pocket. But if he is acting in his own self-interest and says so, I have usually been able to work out some way to do business with him.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.