Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.
A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.
Always cut the cards...and smile when you lose.
Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.