A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not.

The early worm deserves the bird.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute, get out of there fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late to save that society. It is doomed.