If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.

The future is better than the past. Despite the crepe hangers, romanticists, and anti-intellectuals, the world steadily grows better because the human mind, applying itself to environment, makes it better. With hands ... with tools ... with horse sense and science and engineering.

In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.

In a mature society, 'civil servant' is semantically equal to 'civil master.'

All men are created unequal.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.