In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.

If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.

No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law.

No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

Sovereign," like "love," means anything you want it to mean; it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled.

My old man says when it's time to be counted, the important thing is to be man enough to stand up.