Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.
Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.
Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were removed.
People who are busy and happy don't write diaries; they are too busy living.