Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

Love your country, but never trust its government.

Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.

A community where everyone is a ruthless murderer, with handy access to death-dealing devices, is a very polite community.